Two Cases for Excitement

Two faces on a subway car, their owners looking down. Each in a suit.

The first one said, "Jim gave money to a homeless guy today. I swear, that guy was never more excited."

The second: "And what excites you these days?"

"Just got a huge business deal for the boss. It'll come to three million."

A thousand years and four stone tablets later, and no one could tell the graves apart.